No, but for real. LOOK:

The horror.

O. M. G.

We’d say something but we are far too busy frantically averting our eyes so it doesn’t notice us.

Other Twitter users had their wits about them and asked some key questions, while offering advice.

Oh no. Did he?


Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.

Some sage advice:

Looks like that Twitter user wasn’t alone and doll remains are rampant.

Stop it.

No, seriously. Stop it.

Just in case you aren’t creeped out enough, here is an exit reminder, in case you are a glutton for punishment even when on vacation:


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