Giggling madly? Achieved! Why? Oh, this happened:

Stop! Our sides can’t take it.

Why did Ed Jany drop out of the Florida race?

Snicker. Yep, he was taking a page from Obama’s book and offering up a composite bio. And did we mention he doesn’t even live in the district in which he was running?

On the plus side, Mr. Jany did provide some excellent schadenfreude.

Oops! But the tears are delicious.

Check out the flashback:


Coming soon?

And an exit schadenfreudelicious clip to sum it up: