‘Crying, laughing so hard!’ @HonestToddler bests @Sanctibaby, scores Brit Hume praise [pic]

is there an Honest Toddler and a Sanctibaby arguing on my timeline? LOL. what is this life.

— Shanae' (@muzeness) March 6, 2014

OMG the Twitter beef between @HonestToddler and @sanctibaby is too much to handle. Must stop laughing.

— Auntie Dee Dee (@SoCalGal64) March 6, 2014

JEALOUS RT @sanctibaby: Toddler at the park is eating sodium biscuits eloquently named “Salt-ines.”

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

.@HonestToddler Jealous of what. Your future health complications? No thanks.

— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014

.@sanctibaby Sorry couldn’t hear you over your breath. All those fermented foods make it smell like a dog pooped under your tongue.

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

.@HonestToddler Haha. Don’t worry. When all of the junk food catches up to you I’ll be sure to hold vigil.

— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014

.@sanctibaby You won’t be holding anything. Not with those weak infant vegan arms.

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

.@HonestToddler Hilarious. You are exactly the kind of person who would have benefited from delayed cord clamping. #BrainNeedsBlood

— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014

.@sanctibaby At least my cord got cut

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

.@HonestToddler what?

— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014

.@sanctibaby I'm just saying. When you go down the slide, does your mom have to come with you?

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

.@HonestToddler Burn. Clever. Especially coming from someone dumb enough to think Santa would gift Fisher Price. #NaughtyList #WalmartToys

— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014

.@sanctibaby HOW DARE U BRING SANTA INTO THIS!!!!!

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler Thanks. I needed that.

— John (@gpgob) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler Hilarious… Well Played!

— Corey Salt (@CrockerNut) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler Hahahahaha!

— Independent Stinker (@beauxtx1) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler @sanctibaby LOL Are we sure they aren't the same person? When something's too good to be true …

— Texas_Martin (@DFW_Martin) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler Vegan arms! LOLBravo!

— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) March 6, 2014

@HonestToddler @sanctibaby best twitter smack talk ever. #justsaying

— Science Teacher ن (@JMJScience) March 6, 2014

This is absolutely fantastic! RT @brithume: Guess who gets the best of this exchange. @HonestToddler strikes again. pic.twitter.com/Fto51AlNU9

— Brandon Daly (@dalybrandon) March 6, 2014

@brithume @HonestToddler Love it love it. Read this eating my Big Mac.

— Lee Strohbehn (@LeeStrohbehn) March 6, 2014

Babies can be so brutal. RT @brithume: Guess who gets the best of this exchange. @HonestToddler strikes again. pic.twitter.com/gOFeiA0nwM

— Ted Lockhart (@VicariousTLo) March 7, 2014

That honest toddler/sanctibaby interaction just made my whole day.

— emily ⭐️ (@winterthursday) March 6, 2014

Crying, laughing so hard. RT @TongueAnCheek: @HonestToddler is fighting with @sanctibaby I'm dying.

— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) March 6, 2014

@HonestToddler vs. @sanctibaby https://t.co/0IYAixV44W #twitterisawesome

— That Girl… (@thinksmrt) March 7, 2014

@HonestToddler @sanctibaby OMG. Please converse with each other regularly. 😀 😀 😀

— Shelley Delayne (@ShelleyDelayne) March 6, 2014