What fresh hell is this?

Sigh. Oh Chipotle.

Ding, ding, ding!

Chipotle swiftly faced a backlash.

And took to Twitter to assuage the panic.

But all may not be safe yet. Fox News’ Griff Jenkins has the scoop on other guacamole-crushing culprits: Hoarders!

Look at him! All hunched over and sneaky-eyed, scarfing down all the guacamole for himself!

Rest easy, though. This Twitter user has an exit suggestion for easy guacamole fixes: