What fresh hell is this?
Sigh. Oh Chipotle.
Ding, ding, ding!
Chipotle swiftly faced a backlash.
And took to Twitter to assuage the panic.
But all may not be safe yet. Fox News’ Griff Jenkins has the scoop on other guacamole-crushing culprits: Hoarders!
Look at him! All hunched over and sneaky-eyed, scarfing down all the guacamole for himself!
Rest easy, though. This Twitter user has an exit suggestion for easy guacamole fixes: