Stop it! Ours sides have been aching for days from John Kerry mockery.
https://twitter.com/UpAndShining/status/440151948067483649
OK, don’t stop. That’s hilarious.
As Twitchy reported, John Kerry made the Sunday show rounds and continued his trend of utter idiocy and ludicrous commentary.
Maybe it wasn't a great idea to hand the keys of the world's most powerful democracy to the Oberlin Department of Grievance Studies.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
This looks like a job for… PEACE STUDIES MAJOR
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
But what does a Peace Studies Major need?
https://twitter.com/paul6316/status/440157308912300032
Dying!
But Secretary of State Kerry (perhaps the scariest four words ever) wasn’t done. As Twitchy readers know, he wasn’t content with just looking the fool on the Sunday shows. He had to take his clown act to Twitter as well.
SICK BURN, BRO rt @JohnKerry Invasion is not the act of someone who is strong. It is the act of someone who is weak. @FaceTheNation
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
Now you're calling Putin "nobody"? MT @JohnKerry It's the time for diplomacy. Nobody wants this to spiral in a worse direction.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em MT @JohnKerry This is not the way modern nations resolve problems.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
@JohnKerry Yessirree, nothing intimidates Putin like a lecture from a 2nd grade playground schoolmarm.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
MT @JohnKerry
Nations be cool
Stay in school
Don't invade Ukraine
That's real lame!#wickywickywoo#peaceout— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
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@JohnKerry Here's an idea: throw some medals at Putin. LOL! Think fast, invader boy!
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
Kerry sure does inspire confidence, doesn’t he?
Don't worry, a Secretary of State who gets owned by an obscure internet drunk is totally prepared to face down an ex-KGB dictator with nukes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
Indeed. Schooling? Achieved! Heck of a pick, Barry.
To be fair, at least there is this:
At least Neville Chamberlain never held windsurfing photo-ops.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 3, 2014
Zing!
And an exit defense:
You have to admit John Kerry has a lot of experience in desperately trying to save face. #Botox
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 2, 2014
So there’s that?
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