Stop teasing us, Cher! Whatever would we do without your unintelligible, caps-filled Twitter feed? But back to her “best TWT EVER” … this is it:
.@acalthorpe
Can’t afford #Starbucks! Isn’t Their Prune Whip,Chi Turkey Leg,Tuna Bris Cake,Quadruple(10K Calorie)Frappa-Pate/Latte…1200$ ?— Cher (@cher) February 16, 2014
Um.
The silence is deafening. Well, aside from the snickering. And it is snickering at you, not with you, sweetie.
Cher really wanted to make sure y’all saw that “joke” so she did the Twitter version of “nudge, nudge … did you hear me? Didja?”
Is NO ONE GOING TO COMMENT ON MY HILARIOUS ( Have To Take a Loan out on your HOUSE) #Starbucks TWT ?!?
— Cher (@cher) February 16, 2014
Bless. Your. Heart.
Dear @cher Perhaps you are not used to having your hilarious/smart/pithy tweets ignored because you are Cher. Welcome to my world.
— Holly Tooker (@kellabeck) February 16, 2014
Heh. That and, you know, it wasn’t hilarious, smart, nor pithy.
Cher won’t stand for it regardless.
.@kellabeck Thanks,But if its all the Same 2 u…I’ll take my Over Appreciated,Over indulged,Constant Ego building,Every1?’s me,life!
Hmmm….?— Cher (@cher) February 16, 2014
Well, at least she’s honest there. So there’s that.
