Now with more vodka!

Indeed. And perhaps Costas needs the vodka a little more than Mary Carillo does.

Alcohol kills germs, doesn’t it? But does it kill freakish mutations and such?

Gasping! As Twitchy reported, something is growing in Bob Costas’ eyes. The eye infection continues to horrify viewers:

Bless his heart.

For reals. How apropos! It being Twitter, ask and ye shall receive:


But seriously: What in the hell is it?

NASA is on the case:


Evidently, the ick has reached the breaking point now:


Too little, too late?


Will someone else suffer the same fate soon?

Oh dear.


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