What fresh hell is this? Seriously, Larry. Did you have to do that to us? On New Year’s Eve, no less!

Best tweet? We think you mean the most frightening tweet ever!

Dude. That’s saying something.

Panic spreads:

A bright side? No explanation will be needed in the future.

So there’s that.

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