Bam.

As Twitchy reported, Phil Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” has been suspended by A&E for voicing his religious beliefs in an interview with GQ magazine. Fox News’ Father Jonathan Morris wondered if quoting the bible regarding homosexual acts would now get one fired. Jim Geraghty made shattering points along the same lines.

More from Geraghty at National Review:

A&E, the network that airs “Bates Motel,” the series “The Killer Speaks,” which interviews convicted felons, and “Psychic Tia,” and that has in the past aired “Growing Up Gotti,” “Criss Angel Mindfreak,” and “The Sopranos,” has deemed “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson unsuitable for its broadcast because of an interview answer where he paraphrased Corinthians 6:9–11.

That’s where they draw the line!

Funny that. Geraghty has a suggestion for Mr. Robertson:

Brilliant. That, of course, would be totally acceptable. But this Twitter user points out how that idea might not work:

Double bam.

And Kurt Schlicter brings it all home with a Pajama Boy reference to boot.

Bingo. What is wrong with this picture? (Aside from the disturbing plaid onesie, natch.)

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Biblical bam! Fox News’ Father Jonathan makes key point on Phil Robertson’s suspension

How ’bout that? A&E still cashing in on suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

Dastardly ‘duckophobes’! Greg Gutfeld highlights absurdity of Phil Robertson suspension

‘Major backlash’: #StandWithPhil hashtag supports ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson, slams A&E

‘Duck Dynasty’ star Sadie Robertson comments following A&E’s suspension of her grandfather

@BoycottAETV gaining followers fast after A&E suspends Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’

Self awareness fail: Cable net that hired Alec Baldwin offended by ‘homophobic’ Phil Robertson

Sarah Palin blasts A&E’s suspension of Phil Robertson; Declares free speech ‘endangered species’ [pic]

A&E suspends ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson; Katie Pavlich, others rip ‘crap’ decision

Selective outrage: GLAAD slams Phil Robertson after letting Alec Baldwin slide

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