Stop. He couldn’t possible have said that!

Oh dear. Once again words, like the truth, are super hard for President Pants on Fire.

Embrace the power of “and.” In the meantime, get started with the giggles. Sometimes you just have to laugh.

The president doesn’t appear to know what ideological means. Does he know what pathological means, though?

Bingo!

Citizens pointed out President Stompy Foot’s staggering lack of self-awareness.

Double bingo.

Twitter users then offered up some other claims, Obama-style.

And the exit win:

Wiping tears!

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Obama claims he’s not ideological, but a ‘practical guy’; Practical guy then blames GOP, ‘messy democracy’

WH: ‘Extreme members’ of GOP are ‘reckless’; Mark Knoller smacks Obama with flashback quotes