Oh, honey. Did you copy that straight out of your tear-stained diary? You know, the one with the unicorn on the cover. After taking to Twitter to discuss Obama’s tie (the most important part of the Iran deal announcement, evidently), Yglesias then uttered that absurdity about Secretary of State Kerry.

Precisely.

John “where’s my yacht at” Kerry. Enormous achievements as Secretary of State. 

Did he mean such amazing achievements as these?

If Yglesias includes achieving gaffes and epic mockery, then boy is Kerry a huge success!

Really, what can even be said? It’s impossible to say anything while gasping for breath in a fit of giggles.

See?

And an exit suggestion:

Snicker.

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