Heavens to Betsy! That can’t be real, can it? Sadly, this did happen:

The announcement about Iran and a nuclear program deal? Whatever. What’s really important is how to make President Boyfriend look more dapper. So dreamy!

Bless your hearts.

Citizens gasped for breath.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/404504395301548033

Giggling madly!

And for the win:

Snicker.

This Twitter user offers an exit suggestion:

https://twitter.com/jdk3030/status/404454374895669248

Ha! Perhaps Matt Yglesias should start by figuring out how to not fall for fake “Iranian president” Twitter accounts. Just an idea.

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President Obama late (again) for announcement of Iran deal

Nuclear deal with Iran reached; News breaks on Twitter

Ace reporter Matt Yglesias falls for fake Twitter account of ‘Iranian president’