Heavens to Betsy! That can’t be real, can it? Sadly, this did happen:

The announcement about Iran and a nuclear program deal? Whatever. What’s really important is how to make President Boyfriend look more dapper. So dreamy!

Bless your hearts.

Citizens gasped for breath.


Giggling madly!

And for the win:


This Twitter user offers an exit suggestion:


Ha! Perhaps Matt Yglesias should start by figuring out how to not fall for fake “Iranian president” Twitter accounts. Just an idea.


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