Out: Spiking the football. In: Fumbled football. President Disgrace offered up that nonsense during his presser on the Obamacare (but don’t call it that!) train wreck, which he was late for, as always.
More like captain. Captain Obvious.
Snicker. Sporty thingies really are hard!
Whatever, guys! You lost your insurance plan because Obama is a big fat liar pants? Just a fumble and stuff.
An exit suggestion for the fumbling disaster of a president: