Oh dear. The Newspeak continues.
@rorycooper OMG. New favorite. Thank you!
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) November 13, 2013
WTF??? RT @rorycooper New Obama Administration euphemism alert: The numbers released today are "pre-effectuated enrollment." cc @OKnox
— American Insurgent (@Who_Me_Two) November 13, 2013
Yes, what in the heck does that mean?
ObamaCare claims 27k Oct sign ups. That number is "pre-effectuated enrollment" i.e. plan is in a shopping cart but no payment made ~WSJ
— D.A. Nygaard (@Danofhope) November 14, 2013
Sigh. Yep, it is more nonsense meant to pad the abysmal Obamacare enrollment numbers.What doesn’t need padding? The awesome mockery.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/400768197021794304
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/400769074768011264
https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/400766561474342912
Slow clap RT @rorycooper: .@OKnox The subeffective level report actually used the term pre-effectuated enrollment.
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) November 13, 2013
I have 30 million pre-effectuated followers.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 13, 2013
I'm not so much straight as I'm just pre-effectuated.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 13, 2013
Snort. But what mockery would be complete without a little bawdy action?
https://twitter.com/cb4uva/status/400766358754820096
https://twitter.com/DanFosterType/status/400740472999530496
@rorycooper @BruceCarrollSC @OKnox I had an ex boyfriend with that problem. #notfun
— VitaminC (@TakeUrVitC) November 13, 2013
Oh no! That is what she said!
Keep the laughs coming, Twitter. The country sure needs them.
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