Snort! As Twitchy reported, President Pants on Fire is speaking on the Obamacare train wreck and his “you can keep your plan” bald-faced lie.

Of course, he doesn’t even have the courtesy to keep a promise to show up on time.

Bingo.

Why was he late once again? Twitter reveals the answer!

Heh.

Bam!

And an excellent exit suggestion:

Update: And Pat Sajak enters with the win:

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