Huh. Strange that they don’t want to brag about those “pre-effectuated” enrollments! Oh, that’s right. Truth is hard.

Bingo.

For the 26-year-old children, said Obama. Well, not so fast. Young people are saying, “no thanks.”

Oops.

Again.

Update:

Beautiful.

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