Oh, the humanity!


Yes, actor Ralph Macchio had a birthday on Monday.

Well, good for you! However, not awesome? The devastating reminder:

Sigh. Pardon us while we grab the Bengay.

And an exit reminder to up the geezer pain:

We’ll be busy that day. Shaking our fists at the sky whilst screaming, “get off our lawn.”


Ralph Macchio retweet sums up disgraceful Rolling Stone cover in a ‘pathetic’ nutshell