Seriously. Did President Obama forget to watch that television thingie or read some newspapers in order to get up to snuff on the news?

So, this happened.

Glitches, shmitches! President Obama addressed (allegedly) the issues with the Obamacare launch and the disastrous website from the Rose Garden Monday morning. Even Ezra Klein had to note a little something:

Yep.

NRO’s Charles W. Cooke was flabbergasted.

Yep.

But, hey, it’s all good. The “product” is awesome and stuff! And everything is working just fine, whiners.

He’s selling something. And America isn’t buying it.

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