Oh for goodness sake! No, really. President Obama said that in a speech Thursday morning addressing the end of the Shutdown Theater. Hey, no wonder there were all the theatrics. Evidently, the president is releasing his inner drama student.

Out: President Stompy Foot. In: President Emo? Oba-mo?

Seriously. What’s next? Smoking cloves and listening to REM “Everybody Hurts” on a loop? Ha! Look at us, acting like he doesn’t do that already.

Citizens rightly mocked like the wind:


Snicker. If your sad face remains for more than four hours, head to the hospital!

Know what else is “depressing?

Only? Now that really is depressing.