That’s right. The oh-so-catastrophic shutdown (which many didn’t even notice) was the reason media lapdogs couldn’t ask questions about the disastrous Obamacare health insurance exchange websites launch. You know, the debacle known as 404care. Sorry, people! They had to cover the “distraction” instead. Well, now that a deal was struck to end the theatrics, what say you, media? You’ll get right on the O-care fiasco, right?

Not so fast!

Sigh. Yep, President Stompy Foot spoke Thursday morning and became President Emo. He also put on his blame-y pants and pointed his ever-extended finger at pesky bloggers. Then he upped the jackassery with some football-spiking. He won, so shaddup.

Obamacare? Crickets!

And it looks like none will be forthcoming any time soon.


Will it continue? All paws point to yes.


Beautiful! Bamboozled again: Shutdown theater deal in hilarious-cartoon nutshell

‘What a f*cking asshat’: Obama reminds Americans that he won, so shut up!

Obama goes full ‘Scooby Doo,’ blames meddling bloggers and ‘activists who profit from conflict’

There are ‘pills for that!’ Out: President Stompy Foot; In: President Emo?

Suck level: Unchanged! Drudge editor posts meme pic that captures post-shutdown mood

‘F*cking non essential federal employees’: Returning workers cause First World problems at Starbucks

‘Ouch!’ Dana Perino has snark-tastic suggestions for GOP, Cory Booker (Bonus troll-trouncing)

Shutdown over: House passes debt ceiling increase; Bill goes to White House for Obama’s signature

‘Shot down in flames’: #GOPSurrenderSongs provides a soundtrack for the latest cave-in

Ha! What is the real crisis for DC? Iowahawk divulges (Bonus: Obamacare zing)

Shutdown snickers! Look at how impactful President Stompy Foot’s snit fit shutdown is

Squirrel! With 404care website busted, admin rolls out hilariously pitiful ‘window shopping’ tool

O-Care ouch! ‘Beating your nads’: Iowahawk, others painfully nutshell cost of Fed 404Care website

‘Damn true and funny!’ Drones and O-care groans: Fred Thompson scores direct hit

‘So gloriously inept it circles back to amazing’: Obamacare website so bad the ‘error page has an error’

Truth-ache! Errors in a nutshell: Don’t miss this perfect Obamacare ‘glitch’ pic