Wait … what?! This “real journalist” is claiming, with a straight face, that President Stompy Foot totally compromises. He’s like Solomon and stuff, people!

NBC’s Mark Murray started off his Twitter beclowning with these tweets:

Oh, lappie. Bless your kibble-begging heart.

Sane citizens take him to task with, you know, some lessons in reality.

Dude. How can he be so blatantly hacktastic?

Has he no shame?


Backpedal like the wind!


Too late, buddy.

This Twitter user has you pegged.

Case closed.