That simple question was posed to the always-absurd Joan Walsh. Obamacare is totally awesome, right? She must be sprinting to sign up!

Nope.

Of course, she lashes out over a simple question. Gee, we wonder why?

Dead-on! Perhaps Joan got the news about healthcare.gov’s plummeting traffic too.

Snicker.

Good question! Why no O-care for you, Joan? Oh … do you like your plan? Guess what: You probably can’t keep it anyway, no matter how much better you think you are than silly rubes.

Yep. And as Twitchy readers know, he’s not alone. The cancellation notices keep rolling in.

But, take heart Joan! You know what you can keep? Obama’s lies.

Update:

Joan likes the attention:

Don’t worry, sweetheart. As long as you keep saying stupid things, we’ll be here to help share them.

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