Giggling madly.

Life imitates television.

Heh. Paging Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin! President Spite-y Snit Fit needs you. As Twitchy reported, his spite cones are failing miserably, from Mt. Rushmore to the Tetons.

Will his next stompy foot move be calling in Coneheads?

Stay tuned!


Your Spite House at work: Shutdown Theater creates new ‘essential’ job at Mt. Rushmore [pics]

Vision is hard! Dana Perino snickers at absurd Tetons Barrycade [pic]

Shutdown snickers: When spite cones fail! Plus, Drudge editor has scoop on more DC closures [pics]

#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

Unbelievable: Police prevent drivers from pulling over and viewing Mt. Rushmore