Bada-bam! The White House may be desperately seeking tales of shutdown woe, but SNL alum, actor Kevin Nealon, is noticing that the oh-so-catastrophic shutdown is, you know, not very catastrophic.

Hmm. Fancy that.

Exactly. As Twitchy reported, citizens find something else scarier than a shut down government: An open one. They have also noted that we have survived shutdowns in the past … evidently we all had wizard wands back then. How else could we have survived?!

https://twitter.com/MarkleyCraig/status/386896613504843776

https://twitter.com/michaelkeown/status/386892516705837056

https://twitter.com/DBU_Patriots/status/386894737648517121

Bingo.

That cupboard isn’t so bare, Nancy Pelosi, is it?

As for Mr. Nealon, come into the light! Limited government for the win.

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