How will we all muddle through this catastrophic effect? How will we gauge the stewardship stuff?

Priorities!

Twitter users weigh in with punny results:

Snort.

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The bleeding continues: Congressional elevator button pushers become latest shutdown casualty

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Shutdown Schadenfreude: Hey, Nancy Pelosi, about that ‘bare cupboard’ …

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