What is this “free” thing of which he speaks? What nefarious devil is at play here?

As Twitchy reported, Michelle Obama’s FLOTUS Twitter account is a victim of the shutdown. Egads! No one will know when to drink water now!

But citizens are noticing something else: Math. It’s so hard. To the government, at least. No wonder they don’t know how to budget.

But man and woman of the people and stuff!

Giggling madly.

Hmm. Asked and answered:

Heh. Apparently the task of typing out 140 character or less thoughts is far too arduous for Mrs. Obama.

Hey, Nancy Pelosi, proof that the “cupboard” isn’t bare? Start there. But, you know, let them tweet cake!


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