But, anarchy!! And catastrophe and stuff!

Snort!

What? How is that possible? Was there dark magic during those dark days?

Cue the scary music: What wizard wands of evil were wielded in days of yore?

Or was it just common sense?

Huh. Fancy that.

If you are still scared, take a gander at the survival advice given at a DC store. You’re welcome.

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