No, really. This happened:
"@eonline: A "sexist" gorilla gets removed from the zoo in Dallas while a baboon cops a feel on air! http://t.co/9pML0FYvGy" Gonna Miss Him!
— Liliana ♑️ (@lilz_lovato) September 26, 2013
A "sexist" gorilla gets removed from the zoo in Dallas while a baboon cops a feel on air! http://t.co/fM9IXsN0RP
— E! News (@enews) September 26, 2013
More from E!:
Patrick, a 23-year-old, 430-pound Western lowland gorilla, has been given a notice of eviction from the Dallas Zoo after displaying a “sexist” attitude towards the zoo’s female gorillas.
Patrick, who is a “staff favorite,” according to the Dallas News, got along well with humans, but would constantly nip and sneer at the female gorillas he was intended to mate with, even biting one female.
Patrick, who was born at the Bronx Zoo in 1990 where he was abandoned by his mother, will be transferred to Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens in Columbia, S.C., a resort better suited to handling his behavioral issues.
Oh, sure! Foist him off on the Southern gorilla ladies! E! then also reported on another rakish primate: A boob-grabbing baboon. That cad is quite the hit on Twitter.
The moment a cheeky baboon groped shocked TV reporter's breast live on air http://t.co/fJa8x84oH3 pic.twitter.com/xC2sHgDKF2
— Loading… (@AlanMwendwa) September 26, 2013
WHAT THE… Baboon Grabs Reporter's Breast on Live TV! WATCH the clip here –>> http://t.co/NDaxP1QjiE pic.twitter.com/aqSXWPAyPV
— WPMT FOX43 (@fox43) September 26, 2013
Attaboy RT MTV2GuyCode: This Baboon Grabbed A Reporter's Breast On Live TV [Video] http://t.co/RLXzmoiwAM #BaboonCode pic.twitter.com/t5e0SJ1yHj
— Johann Ventura (@johannventura) September 26, 2013
Snicker.
But what does the news about the ousted “sexist gorilla” say about feminists? Twitter has the answer!
https://twitter.com/chelseagrunwald/status/382655863623647232
Ha!
@chelseagrunwald Political correctness for Gorillas? Put a fork in us, we are done.
— James Painter (@JamesJpainter) September 25, 2013
But wait, there’s more. Feminists and professors?
https://twitter.com/mpurss09/status/383251617195102208
Sigh.
Godspeed, humanity.
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