Oh dear. Jonah Goldberg explains they are our enemies (except for dogs) and are up to no good at all.

Oh my gawd! The parrots are inside your house!

And “Seinfeld” imitates life. The Twitter users who sparked Jonah Goldberg’s warning? They are not alone.

Cool? Or terrifying?

https://twitter.com/xxSarahS/status/381180437026308096

Heed the warnings, humanity!

Deer are just as dastardly.

Do not let the cute Bambi face fool you.

The first casualty in the #GreatAnimalWar?

https://twitter.com/CarrierDylan/status/383035818106826752

Eight. Times. Is that what happened to Sen. Grassley? No wonder he just swiftly left the scene of his deer slaying. Or was it an accident? Perhaps he is a soldier for Team Humans.

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Oh, deer: Sen. Grassley goes hunting โ€” with hisย car