Oh, man. Rep. Stockman does it again! He also offered up some pirate talk of his own:

He’s aces. Twitter users agree and were gasping for breath at his Pirate Day White House slam.


Aye, and no treasure map needed to find that gold, matey!


Fetch the man some grog, wench!

Yep. Why should today be different from any other day? Rep. Stockman plus Twitter equals gold. Every time.


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