Perhaps do the Hustle? As Twitchy reported, First Lady Michelle Obama said that the president would “shake his groove thing” at a Latin music concert scheduled for Monday evening. The event was finally canceled after the tragic events at the Washington Navy Yard.

Iowahawk couldn’t help but point out another distressing part of FLOTUS’s remark. Take it away, Iowahawk!

Sigh. Not forward!

Oh the horror.

Kurt Loder disagreed:

Iowahawk then delivered a nice musical interlude.

But that’s not all this giver offered. He also gave a lesson on how to find a journalist that one can trust. Paging Chuck Todd! Maybe this will help:

Aching sides!

And ExJon wraps it all up in a gasping-for-breath bow:

Beautiful.

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