Snicker. What sparked Ace of Spades to graciously decode Twitter bios for everyone? Well, this happened:

You see, a HuffPo community “contributor” aimed a vile sex fantasy attack at Dana Loesch. Ah, tolerance and love!

Ace has more:

The attack involves degredation via anal sex and Allah’s vengeance for the unrighteous. Kind of like the Reeces’ Peanut Butter Cups of hate.

Progressive blogger Pascal Robert, known online as “THOUGHT MERCHANT,” launched a vile attack against conservative radio host Dana Loesch on Tuesday.

Here is what I have learned:

Anyone who claims to be “funny!” or “witty!” in their Twitter profiles is neither.

Ace goes on to translate self-brags in Twitter profiles. Serious You Guys: Read the whole thing. He then took to Twitter to continue the hilarious drubbing as only he can.

And for the win:

Giggling madly. While shuddering. Does that equal shiggling?

Fellow Twitter users helped Ace with the translations:

Nailing? Accomplished.


More please, Twitter.


#ThingsThatOnlyHappenInMovies: Ace, Jonah Goldberg, others escape Cyrus reality with comedy gold

‘Let him put his recovery in you’: Andy Levy, Allahpundit and Ace shred Filner’s ‘magical’ recovery

‘NO REST FOR THE BRINGERS’: Ace and friends spectacularly mock pompous Piers Morgan

‘Know why men like boobs?’ Ace teaches Amanda Marcotte the facts of life with hilarious results

(Slightly jiggly) belly laughs: Ace scripts patient reaction to Meghan McCain’s cancer cure

Full Twitchy coverage of Ace of Spades

Smack-tastic! Dana Loesch, others slam President Nobel Peace Prize

Smash! Dana Loesch pulverizes Dems, media over #MOStateFair racist rodeo clown idiocy

Slam! ‘Who said it?’ Dana Loesch wallops Weiner, slutbag-spewing aide as only she can

Bam! Dana Loesch points out staggering pro-abort royal baby hypocrisy with one hashtag

Heh: Dana Loesch finally finds reason to thank grope-happy TSA

Full Twitchy coverage of Dana Loesch