Oh no. What fresh horror is this?
No worries, buddy! Twitchy and Twitter are here to help you out. As Twitchy reported, viewers of MTV’s VMAs were scarred by Miley Cyrus’ twerking performance. Oh, the humanity.
But, did Cyrus spark a brand-new definition for “twerking”?
Twitter once again makes lemonade out of nightmare-inducing lemons.
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