Oh, the humanity! Get off her lawn, whippersnappers!

Alas, it’s true. Not the “Big” piano, but a big piano.

In our day, it was an unreachable dream!

Twitter users console Hot Air’s Mary Katharine Ham as only they can:

https://twitter.com/UK_MikeP/status/369116622264344576

Bigger? What could be bigger than that?

Bingo!

See? You aren’t alone, Ms. Ham:

https://twitter.com/Sam_Sclafani/status/361273336271101952

https://twitter.com/alessa_ca/status/343732837977034752

https://twitter.com/peptobisniall/status/336260823355887617

And the important questions:

HA! Will her new bundle of joy be getting one, perhaps?

What say you, mama? But remember: Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Fantastic news! Conservative superstar Mary Katharine Ham is expecting a baby

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