Leave Geraldo alone! Serious You Guys! Aww, poor little victim Geraldo Rivera wants everyone to stop showing his emetic of a selfie. That, you know, he publicly posted. On Twitter.
Seriously. So much food for snark: A feast that will last for years.
Rivera is taking a page from Meghan McCain’s deluded persecution complex book. Remember, she posted a photo of her ta-tas and then was shocked … SHOCKED that people saw it and commented on it. Meany pantsers!
Feigned indignation activate!
And if Geraldo’s veiled tweet-threat of a second horrifying selfie wasn’t enough, this Twitter user offers up an exit nightmare:
Oh no. Please no.