Leave Geraldo alone! Serious You Guys! Aww, poor little victim Geraldo Rivera wants everyone to stop showing his emetic of a selfie. That, you know, he publicly posted. On Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ccitizen21/status/359489780007964674
https://twitter.com/Dianne93101/status/359581015548772354
Seriously. So much food for snark: A feast that will last for years.
@GeraldoRivera I wasn't offended, but I don't want to see a towel that low on ANY man. Not even @AdamLevine. But get on with your bad self.
— Christina Gleason Ψ aka Karistina ?????? (@WELLinTHIShouse) July 23, 2013
The low-draped towel did make it all the more traumatic.
Rivera is taking a page from Meghan McCain’s deluded persecution complex book. Remember, she posted a photo of her ta-tas and then was shocked … SHOCKED that people saw it and commented on it. Meany pantsers!
Feigned indignation activate!
@GeraldoRivera @Liberty92625
You are just another talk show host feigning outrage to call attention to yourself! Have some self respect!— Connie (@pigranni) July 23, 2013
Bingo.
And if Geraldo’s veiled tweet-threat of a second horrifying selfie wasn’t enough, this Twitter user offers up an exit nightmare:
@GeraldoRivera Hopefully you won't remove the towel during sweeps month where we find there's no more back there than in Al Capone's vault!
— Tony Quarantino (@tomleykis) July 23, 2013
Oh no. Please no.
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