Ah, yes. The old “national conversation on race.”

Snicker. As Twitchy reported, President Obama was ever-so-helpful when he said, “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago.” You need to do some “soul searching,” y’all!

The Daily Caller’s “Jim Treacher” has done that soul searching. His findings? This is how an “honest conversation” would go:

Ding, ding, ding! Alternative ending would have the tolerance brigade hurling foul racial slurs at anyone who did not walk in lockstep.

https://twitter.com/RicoTheJedi/status/358981849537724416

Heh.

Related:

Obama unloads on Zimmerman verdict: Trayvon Martin ‘could have been me 35 years ago’

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Tavis Smiley calls Obama’s Trayvon speech ‘weak as pre-sweetened Kool-Aid,’ gets slammed

Slam! Iowahawk blasts Holder, soulless race-baiters; Makes key and devastating point

CNN’s Brooke Baldwin: Time for President Obama to lead national conversation on race?