Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.


Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?

Good start.

But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:

You need to up the cranky, sir!

This Twitter user has a suggestion:

That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:

It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.


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