Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.
Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?
The truth is that sometimes…life looks like this. pic.twitter.com/5qzQEEBOmz
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) June 30, 2013
— Chris Fair (@CferMN) June 30, 2013
But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:
Good news. There are still people you can meet who will totally rock your world.
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) June 29, 2013
You need to up the cranky, sir!
This Twitter user has a suggestion:
@richardmarx I've been missing your American Air rants recently. Can I get one for old times sake… 🙂
— Joey Wong (@SportsJoe) June 30, 2013
That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:
@richardmarx First, you will need to get a lawn.
— Marc Tobolski (@marctobolski) June 30, 2013
@richardmarx repeat after me: "Get off my lawn!!!"
— guitars, etc… (@gonzo_tele) June 30, 2013
It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.