Fox News’ Ed Henry not only zinged President Obama Thursday with Taylor Swift lyrics, but he also took on the slow folks at Starbucks.

Twitter users, including fellow journalist Brian Wilson, agreed with his tweet.

Gee, do you want the moon next, Mr. Wilson?!

This Starbucks customer sees a flaw with that plan:


And then the true culprit revealed herself:

Ha! Held up due to customer confusion at Starbucks? Blame Harris Faulkner!

Indeed. At least we can now giggle while patiently (or inpatiently) waiting in line for our swanky coffees.

Faulkner then tweeted a potentially dire warning:

Beautiful even when starving. But, please, just don’t go to Starbucks for a coffee with your meal. People have places to get to!


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