Now it’s just sad! We don’t think they know what “packed house” means. Not surprising, considering what the DNC’s communications director, Brad Woodhouse, considers “awesome” crowds in a sad case of flaccid turn-out dysfunction.

And, as Twitchy reported, the screening of the anti-Koch brothers documentary “Citizen Koch” at Netroots Nation drew oh-so-huge crowds … numbering in the tens?

But, wait! Your sides will continue to ache: There are more!

Serious. Magic. Can you feel the excitement?

They also don’t know what “star-studded” means, evidently.

Squee?

Bless their hearts.

Even the protesters are pitiful. Well, and hilarious.

Stop! It’s too much!

Not at Netroots, apparently.

We’ll end with snicker-worthy “empty chair” photos:

Side-splitting! Firing up who?

Just precious! Thanks for the giggles, Netroots Nation.

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