Oh dear! Where has the tingle gone? And why is MSNBC’s Chris Matthews so racist, what with the mention of Obama’s teleprompter and all? Has he not read the Handbook of Racial Code Words lately? Talk about a dog whistle!

Oh, Tingles. You will have to atone for that one.

President Obama gave a speech at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin Wednesday morning. Sans teleprompter!

Twitter users also noticed that the Greatest Orator Evah was not so, you know, great without his trusty sidekick.

Hmm. Perhaps that is what was causing all the presidential sweat?

And an exit bit of Schadenfreude (thanks again, Germany!):



Hey, they probably totally meant to have such a small crowd, right guys? Snort.

Update: The sun is totally racist, too:


Ich bin ein snoop? Obama greeted with hilarious ‘yes we scan’ signs in Berlin [pics]

#EmptyStadiumDay: Obama didn’t fill that

Team Obama on pitiful crowd sizes: No, really, we totally meant to do that!

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