Vagina Squirrel! President Obama is totally breaking out his binders full of squirrels today. Perhaps he is taking a page from David Axelrod’s dunce book. Axelrod tried to throw out a squirrel via Twitter on Monday morning.

You see, President Obama is speaking on the most pressing issue of the day:


Citizens see through the charade and offer up some equal mockery.


Double snicker.

Citizens also point out some irony: Uh, what about the White House pay gap and the fact that Democrats pay female staffers less?


Huh. Funny that. But, hey, what chance would he have had then to offer up some lady parts squirrel?


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