Zing! As Twitchy reported, President Obama used Marines as human prop-aganda today when he asked them to hold umbrellas during his presser in the Rose Garden. Poor little lapdogs were left to fend for themselves in the rain. But, it’s even worse! Why weren’t they asked to fawn over President Boyfriend?

Oh dear. Unrequited love hurts. There may be much scrawling in tear-stained diaries tonight!

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Journos whine about sun then rain at Rose Garden presser; Who will think of the media? Who? [pics]

‘They’re gonna look good next to us’: President Prop-aganda recruits Marines to hold umbrellas [pics, video]