Once again, President Obama was late for a presser.

What a disgrace. Twitter users kindly offer of reasons for his tardiness, much like they hilariously do for the perpetually late Jay Carney.

Beautiful. Remember, President Obama only finds out what is going on in his own administration when he sees it on the news. Or reads it in the newspapers, according to fellow know-nothing Attorney General Holder.

Yep, he was late last night, too. #ReasonsObamaIsLate continued today.

They can’t. They are waiting for their charm offensive donuts or perhaps a photo montage.