Heh. As Twitchy reported yesterday, press secretary Jay Carney was late for the press briefing once again. Citizens kindly offered up #ReasonsWhyJayCarneyIsLate.

Clown Carney should have stayed missing: His briefing was a disaster and was fodder for much mockery. Brit Hume placed odds on Carney’s “repetition sweepstakes.”

Today, he was MIA once again.

Where in the world is Jay Carney?

Zing! He does not “appreciate” being fettered!

And he finally appears!

Oh, honey. Bless your lying heart.

Related:

Zing! Brit Hume places odds on Carney’s ‘repetition sweepstakes’; Blasts excuses

While Carney dodges reporters’ questions, tweeters list things Jay Carney DOES know

#Unfettered and meme-licious: Jay Carney totally ‘appreciates’ the unfettered mockery gold

Blame Fox News! Sniveling twit Jay Carney spins for Obama on AP scandal

State of denial: Jay Carney unwilling to admit that IRS targeted conservative groups

Dead and circuses: Like President Sideshow, Clown Carney calls Benghazi a ‘political circus’

#ReasonsCarneyIsLate: Why is Clown Carney late for briefing? Scrawling in his tear-stained diary?