Serious You Guys. Actor Rob Lowe really is a man after our own bacon-loving hearts! First, he live-tweeted his Waffle House visit and now he laments the pitiful “healthy” attempts by McDonalds. Stop messing with a good thing!

Twitter users agree.

https://twitter.com/RDPomin/status/321097974841229313

https://twitter.com/mrdavidshaw/status/321106590088450048

https://twitter.com/CSaifert/status/321124844240527360

Amen! That should be a new slogan: “He does not want some damn apples at McDonalds.”

Beautiful.

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