Zing! As Twitchy reported, the Carnival Triumph cruise ship continued its ill-fated run today when it broke loose from its dock. Twitter users swiftly stepped in to page CNN. The network was seemingly obsessed with the poop-cruise when it was disabled at sea.

Then, they stepped in to provide some much-needed comic relief.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/319530592456814592

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/319532364416045056

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/319532964126015488