Zing! As Twitchy reported, the Carnival Triumph cruise ship continued its ill-fated run today when it broke loose from its dock. Twitter users swiftly stepped in to page CNN. The network was seemingly obsessed with the poop-cruise when it was disabled at sea.
CNN right now, upon hearing the Carnival Triumph news: http://t.co/hGv0CA5eJe
— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) April 3, 2013
Then, they stepped in to provide some much-needed comic relief.
BREAKING: The Carnival Triumph cruise ship has just transformed into a giant robot and is chanting, "Hail, Megatron."
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) April 3, 2013
— Matt Gutman (@mattgutmanABC) April 3, 2013
RT @SonnyBunch: THEORY: Carnival Triumph broke free from Mobile dock to take the fight to the North Koreans.
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) April 3, 2013
#CarnivalTriumph doesn't need repairs, it needs an exorcism. ?
— Angel Sunshine (@ntrllyangel) April 3, 2013
The Carnival Triumph is proving that ironic naming never goes out of style.
— Call Me TJ (@TonyJWriter) April 3, 2013
Thinking that Carnival should probably re-christen the 'Triumph' to the USS Holy F*ck, What Now?
— Megawatt Herb Drench (@mdrache) April 3, 2013
Carnival Triumph escapes Alabama, rest of Alabama jealous
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 3, 2013
BREAKING: US launches massive guided poop torpedo towards North Korea. #Carnival
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) April 3, 2013