McConfucius: Meghan McCain's 'brave' (and nonsensical) Twitter proclamation sparks hilarity

Posted at 8:06 am on April 1, 2013 by Lori Z.

Heh. But, wait … what?

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 31, 2013

Bless her precious heart! Is this what we can look forward to on her new show, “Raising McCain”? Meghan McCain once again took to Twitter to express her oh-so-deep thoughts. Dude. Where is Jack Handey when you need him?

Ummmm…what?
RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— Greg (@CajunConservatv) March 31, 2013

https://twitter.com/llondo/status/318486475169746944

https://twitter.com/gopfirecracker/status/318485344188252160

Indeed. What does make sense, though? The ensuing side-splitting mockery.

@GayPatriot @CajunConservatv @MeghanMcCain She could have just said I'm a lover and a fighter. She tries to be cute, but fails, as usual.
— Let's Get Nine! BBN (@IMissRWReagan) March 31, 2013

@MeghanMcCain That's so deep. And people say you're a lucky rich kid!
— #NeverTrump (@chevesligon) March 31, 2013

BOLD RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) March 31, 2013

“@MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.” The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. #crazytown
— SnarkySnark (@WSBramlett) March 31, 2013

@MeghanMcCain That doesn't even make sense…you are a lover NOT a fighter…but you are also a fighter? Please explain.
— William Bott (@William_Bott) March 31, 2013

It's like a moving tribute to Michael Jackson but not. RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— sevenlayercake (@sevenlayercake) March 31, 2013

I don't pass gas in elevators. But I do so watch it RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) March 31, 2013

#bqhatevwr RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— Christmas Red (@jswifty250) March 31, 2013

Meghan McCain like totally has an emoticon of fighting skills and like love and stuff.
— Jeremy Wood (@SoonerCubby) March 31, 2013

I'm an attention whore, but not. Yeah, I am.
RT @MeghanMcCain: I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter so watch it.
— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) March 31, 2013