#CarreysEmoticons: Jackass Jim Carrey’s Twitter snit fit hilarity continues

Posted at 4:29 pm on March 28, 2013 by Lori Z.

Oh, our aching sides! As we reported, Jim “Cold Dead Projectionist” Carrey took to Twitter today in a huge snit fit. Evidently, his caps lock is stuck in all his stompy foot “tolerance.” Caps lock abuse isn’t his only problem (aside from, you know, his incredible jackassery): He incessantly uses ridiculous emoticons.

https://twitter.com/jmorizzi/status/317366050184380417

@JimCarrey if only you put as much effort into your arguments like you do with your emoticons…
— Nick Pacheco (@rokuterra) March 26, 2013

@JimCarrey uses weird emoticons on Twitter and it makes me uncomfortable.
— Austin (@arhourigan) March 27, 2013

@JimCarrey Stop with the emoticons you childish old man. Bill of Rights must remain inviolable, or each freedom will be infringed
— pharmAtty Mary (@TexasRPhJD) March 28, 2013

He’s totally loving and cute, you “heartless motherf**kers” !!!1111eleventy :^) :^)

His constant use of absurd emoticons is also cause for glorious mockery. Enter #CarreysEmoticons!

he has the NUMbskullLOCK key on RT @michellemalkin: Uh-oh. I heard #CarreysEmoticons are jealous of #CarreyCapsLock. >:-{{
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) March 28, 2013

#CarreysEmoticons <——– That's my irrelevance emoticon.
— Holy Moly Christian (@RangerStalked) March 28, 2013

#CarreysEmoticons They call me, Mr. Smug. CI:^{.
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) March 28, 2013

#CarreysEmoticons Why is everyone so upset that @jimcarey is telling them what to do? (:^o) Don't they know he's famous? (;^)
— Tina Benedek-Grimm (@twingirlsplus1) March 28, 2013

emoticons, allcaps, and spelling errors, this guy posts like an 8yr old and an 80yr old at the same time #CarreysEmoticons #CarreyCapsLock
— Jim (@trythatTruCoat) March 28, 2013

#carreysemoticons $8^[email protected]$ Making liberal smug face on the way to the bank
— CjJupiter (@CleanGOPHouse) March 28, 2013

Hey @JimCarrey, you yell about stripping me of my #2A rights?? Heres a #CarreysEmoticons for ya…. <^> (-.o) <^>
— J.B. Harris (@JosephHarris81) March 28, 2013