Oh, our aching sides! As we reported, Jim “Cold Dead Projectionist” Carrey took to Twitter today in a huge snit fit. Evidently, his caps lock is stuck in all his stompy foot “tolerance.” Caps lock abuse isn’t his only problem (aside from, you know, his incredible jackassery): He incessantly uses ridiculous emoticons.


He’s totally loving and cute, you “heartless motherf**kers” !!!1111eleventy :^) :^)

His constant use of absurd emoticons is also cause for glorious mockery. Enter #CarreysEmoticons!

More please, Twitter!


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