Another year, another unspecified virus!

Once again, the mystery illness known as “CPAC Plague” has hit many happy warriors hard, after last weekend’s CPAC 2013. It’s mysterious, but it’s real.

It is real, but it is not spectacular, as these victims can attest.

Oh, dear. Yes, it is. We feel for you. We feel for all of you. Oh, the humanity.

Nope. Magically, some others avoided the nefarious plague.

Braggart! Did you bogart all the hand sanitizer? Redistribute the sanitizer!  This Twitter user and CPAC attendee also managed to avoid the plague. But at what cost?


Feel better, all!