Next up, keening and yanking of hair. Like actress Lena Dunham, Mia Farrow is oh-so-upset about the “racial incident” at Oberlin College. Only, you know, as Twitchy reported earlier, the person spotted in “KKK paraphernalia” appears to have been someone wearing a blanket. Beware the nefarious and dastardly blanket wielder!

Genius.

Twitchy founder and Oberlin alum Michelle Malkin tries to help out the deluded and histrionic Farrow.

Indeed. Once again, it’s time to school a Hollywood lib. As Michelle Malkin notes, Oberlin has a history of manufacturing hate crimes. Hey, what better way to teach students how to shroud themselves in a veil of victim-hood for life-long stints as perpetual grievance mongers, right?

Plus, you know, cuckoo pants.

Related:

Assault Blanket? Lib pants-wetting over Oberlin ‘racial incident’; Lena Dunham frets; Update: History of hoaxes

Mia Farrow: ‘Bob Woodward burned his cloak of impartiality’

Mia Farrow wishes she was hanging out with Dennis Rodman in North Korea

Hollywood: ‘Why should the Bible’s definition of marriage be America’s definition, barbarians?’

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